I wonder how many members say, “I’m not going to watch the Super Bowl because I want to keep the Sabbath Day holy.” Or how many actually TiVo the game so they can watch it on Tuesday (Monday being FHE). Is the Super Bowl really a violation of the Sabbath Day? Well, then slap the [...]
Entries from January 2009
Sabbath Day Pooch Punts, Slobber-Knockers & Fumblerooskis
January 28th, 2009 · 15 Comments
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Serenity Now!
January 15th, 2009 · 11 Comments
I hate slow.
Clumping through the ritual of waiting for others every day has etched deep, cankering grooves in my psyche. People insist on stepping in front of me only to walk at half my speed– sometimes less than half. How do they get anything done, practically loitering there in the path like they’re on a [...]
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The Email Always Rings Twice
January 7th, 2009 · 14 Comments
Coming into a new year, I find myself entangled in a new, extremely intense relationship. Cheesy though it may sound, it’s developed into a blistering love affair and I see no way out– not that I’d take it if you showed me the way. If you told me 6 months ago that I’d be caught in such a situation, [...]
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Looking at 2009: The Year Gay Rights Trump All?
January 5th, 2009 · 22 Comments
If Barack Obama’s campaign rhetoric is put into law, 2009 will be the year homosexuality becomes a civil right.
During the campaign, Obama said the issue of gay rights “is about who we are as Americans.” On Change.gov under the heading “civil rights,” Obama promises legal protection for “gender identity” and “gender expression,” expansion of “hate crime” statutes and homosexual [...]
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Interoffice Memo
January 5th, 2009 · 21 Comments
To All My Valued Employees:
There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company and, more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn’t pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job, [...]
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