The Christmas tree attacked Elder Evertsen.
I kid you not. There he was, Elder Evertsen, kneeling in the living room for his nightly prayers, when suddenly he heard a shuka-shuka kind of rustling and, looking up, he witnessed his Christmas tree, full of tinsel & bulbs, whipping down, trying to assault him. The startled elder jumped […]
Entries from October 2007
When You Got a Job To Do, You Got to Do It Well– You Gotta Give the Other Fellow Hell
October 27th, 2007 · 2 Comments
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Love Notes from the Potomac
October 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment
A curious thing happened with the blog yesterday. I was idly checking the visitor stats (they’re usually lean & mean as this is a really under-the-radar site) and noticed a major spike in traffic. Weird, I thought. Did a search engine suddenly grab some meta tags and give it a high position? Unlikely. Mormon blogs […]
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Barney Fife at the OK Corral
October 23rd, 2007 · 2 Comments
Now I know how Brigham Young felt when Joseph was martyred and the Saints looked to him for guidance. He didn’t feel anywhere close to ready for the task, and desperately pleaded with God that a leader would emerge from inside. My calling– bestowed a month ago– doesn’t have the gravity or urgency Brother Brigham’s did, but […]
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Our Brother, Judah
October 19th, 2007 · No Comments
Professor Joseph Ginat, a foremost authority in archaeology and anthropology, and a senior advisor in Arab Affairs to multipe Israeli prime ministers– from Golda Meir to the present– is not very well known to the general LDS membership, but he should be. Besides being an intelligent and influential scholar, besides the many titles he’s earned […]
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The Devil They Know
October 16th, 2007 · No Comments
The political buzz over Mitt Romney has shifted to a higher gear this past week, especially regarding his courtship with the evangelicals and Religious Right. It’s a great opportunity for the Church to clarify itself to the nation, regardless of the turnout. As I expressed in a previous entry, I’m entertained by how some evangelical leaders– should they choose to […]
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I Always Suspected I Was Adopted
October 13th, 2007 · 7 Comments
A friend, the son of a former temple president, once shared something with me his father suggested to him, and I still mull over the implications. He said, “You know how before we came to this earth, we were all brothers and sisters, children of our Heavenly Father?” Uh-huh. “We were brothers and […]
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Come Unto Romney, He’ll Surely Hear Us
October 12th, 2007 · No Comments
I love a good laugh in the morning. Today I was greeted with this article in my inbox:
“EVANGELICAL LETTER: “GALVANIZE SUPPORT AROUND MITT ROMNEY, SO MR. GIULIANI ISN’T THE UNINTENDED BENEFICIARY OF OUR DIVIDED SUPPORT AMONG SEVERAL CANDIDATES”: A prominent evangelical supporter of Mitt Romney has written a memorandum to 150 conservative Christian leaders, warning […]
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By the Pricking of My Thumbs…
October 7th, 2007 · No Comments
Once again, the highlight of Conference for me was the Priesthood session, where the men don water buffalo hats and hear the things the women aren’t ready for. I could point to at least four talks that spoke directly to me. The “anger” talk by Pres. Hinckley is particularly noteworthy. I’ve cultivated anger to such a virtuoso level, if […]
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